The best email I’ve ever received

This morning I received in my inbox what I can only describe as a stream of awesomeness.  Here’s the Google Translate English version (original below):

Hi dear Martyn,

Longer Bengbeng Tiao, wish to Fortune; Longer Sahuan fly, wish good health; Longer sleep well, help out and elegant; LongerDragonscale more, everything is auspicious; wish you and your family, Pepsi, everything fun up, every day, Wahaha, Pepsi musicmonth, year after year of high Lego, and I feel like Sprite, always smart, happy, proceeds smoothly! Happy New Year to you myself!

On the occasion of Lunar New Year occasion, I sincerely wish you and your family, fun, healthy, happy and prosperous!

Cheers,
Bruce
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Original:

Hi dear Martyn,

龙儿蹦蹦跳,恭祝鸿运到;龙儿撒欢飞,恭祝身体好;龙儿睡得香,出门贵人帮;龙儿龙鳞多,万事都吉祥;祝您及您的家人百事可乐,万事芬达,天天娃哈哈,月月乐百事,年年高乐高,心情似雪碧,永远都醒目,开开心心,顺顺利利!给您拜年喽!

值此新春佳节之际, 我衷心祝福您及全家, 合家欢乐,身体健康,万事如意,恭喜发财!

Cheers,
Bruce
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